VIRIL WOOD: A LUMBERJACK'S REVIEW RUNDOWN

Let me tell ya, folks, I've been hewing through trees my whole life, and Viril Wood? It's the real deal. This ain't no flimsy pine, this is the good stuff. Strong as an ox, cuts like butter, and lasts longer than a fox's life in the winter. When you grab a piece of Viril Wood, you know you're holding something powerful. It just feels solid. And